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It has been a few minutes since I got back from my very hearty lunch and yet I still feel like I ate a whale in one sitting…. Must be my tight-fitting green jeans or I probably just ate too much or drank too much iced tea. I’ve already created a few calls in the system but my stomach still feels very heavy. Ouch! Ohhh…. I think I am a little happy because it could mean I am gaining some weight (because it is after all my aim these past few days) but if this gaining thing means I have to endure this bloated feeling, it might not be such a good idea after all. I just unbuttoned my jeans and I actually feel better… hehehhee…. So, my theory about the jeans was right! And I guess my weight-gaining plan is working after all, OR could it be that my jeans is one of those mysterious shrinking jeans? Hmmm, it is quite a dilemma I am in. I am going to go back in time to think of what I ate today that could prove my tummy is getting bigger: some bread, half a liter of iced tea which I consumed fro...

I stumbled upon this forwarded email today and it was just begging to be posted here.. Its poignant and funny.. (just like me! hehe) Most, if not all women, would agree why I had to do this. :-) I don't normally do this, for obvious copyright reasons but I just could not help myself... this is too nice to keep for myself. Enjoy!! ******* The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ...